open letter to the trash of Gatineau

[paulypaul]

I know you dumb little French kids with your 1989 rusted out civic, Dodge neons, and Accents with Fart can exhaust systems have a long boring summer ahead of you now that you are out of school (or dropped out, that is more believable)

but for fuck sakes, leave me car alone.

today I step out of my office and notice my metal Tires valve caps are gone. you little pieces of shit, I know it happened at my work.

I detest nothing more than petty thieves. If you had any balls you would steal my fucking car, at least that is something I can call the cops and my insurance Co about.

but now I have to waste my time, go down to a store and buy new ones. and it's not the money because even though I can EASILY afford new metals ones but I am just going to buy plastic ones this time........... but just the principle.


YOU KIDS ARE CUNTS OF THE HIGHEST ORDER.

(I am sure tomorrow or before the rest of the summer my chrome logos are going to be ripped from my car as well)

go to hell the whole lot of you.

[Simpo]

where u work in gatineau? if you say Notre Dame street, i would agree chances were strong

[paulypaul]

where u work in gatineau? if you say Notre Dame street, i would agree chances were strong

in the Government Building on Malone next to the Home Depot.

every monday after a weekend there is fresh rubber all over the parking lot, so I know little F&F wannabees hang there.

[BuzzHaze]

I have had 4 or 5 sets of nice custom air caps stolen off my Mustang, parked right in front of my house. They are cheap to replace but knowing someone is stealing stuff off my car really makes me angry.

I have thought of 2 things. First I was thinking of crazy gluing some razor sharp edges so they will cut the crap out of their fingers, or simply hiding in a dark window overlooking the car, with a borrowed shotgun.

Is it worth a butt full of buck-shot for an aircap?? Someone's going to find out soon. lol

[paulypaul]

you are spot on.....it does make me angry

I would rather the kid knocked on my front door, and I would give him $10 to fuck off and stop stealing nickel and dine stuff off my car.

[sebbs]

I have had 3 sets stolen of my civic, right outside my house....still waiting to catch the bastards!

[whiplash]

yeah, this must be a fad or something, someone came and took 3 of 4 stem caps off my car from outside my house in the last few days.. Time to setup surveillance...

[sebbs]

from what I heard, its young punks, that put it on their scooters.

[JB91389]

sorry to hear that...some fuckers stole my metal stem caps before too...I know how you feel...

[paulypaul]

from what I heard, its young punks, that put it on their scooters.

fuck, I see about 3 dozen scooters a day around my office.

if I see one with shinny new metal valve caps I will run that fucker off the road.

[carlos11]

You can get some in the shape of a nut, and tighten it with a wrench. It makes it impossible to remove them by hand.

Wow, I have never even heard of those being stolen, and it seems many people have had this happen. Why do kids do stupid shit like this?

[fallengod1]

same thing with people stealing my honda symbo on my old civic... 3 time in a few month time before I give up fook out 20$ to replace them each time.


but ya... why the fuck do people steal the little thing that are worthless but just a bitch to replace....if they have the balls steal the damn car and make sure is destory before is recoverd....at least you doing the owner a faver in geting a new car.

[GoGo240SR20]

the real question is


who the hell spends $20 on 4 valve caps? :shock:

like common people don't walk by and say "ooh man you have sexy valve stem caps what are they metal?" maybe they were stolen to do you a favour in making the vehicle less tacky? :D

[b18c]

why the fuck do people steal the little thing that are worthless but just a bitch to replace....

You pretty much just answered your own question. The kids dont wanna go to canadian tire anymore and pay for these little things. so they steal them from guys like us knowing how pissed were gonna get about it and have to spend the money ourselves.

Thieves think its funny causing hard warking tax payers like ourselves grief.

[THE TIRE SHOP]

you are spot on.....it does make me angry

I would rather the kid knocked on my front door, and I would give him $10 to fuck off and stop stealing nickel and dine stuff off my car.

Hey PaulyPaul,

That's retarded, those stems are like 20 cents a piece. Who is stupid enough to steal them? And why?

I have lots of extra chrome stems here. Drop by sometime and give you a few spares for next time.

[93CIVICKID]

where u work in gatineau? if you say Notre Dame street, i would agree chances were strong

in the Government Building on Malone next to the Home Depot.

every monday after a weekend there is fresh rubber all over the parking lot, so I know little F&F wannabees hang there.


archives??

yeah indeed its prolly those kids. of kids on scooters

[G-PWR]

kids these days, gatineau, ottawa, nepean, kanata, orleans, etc... they are all fucking useless, foot-dragging little cocksucking faggots who all need to be adopted by a family with the fucking balls to beat them.

In the 50s everyone was pissed about rock and roll... but if I have to see another angry kid scowling his way home, dragging his fucking feet with his black ipod strapped to his head... well I'm gonna lose it.

put poo on them. problem solved

[paulypaul]

you are spot on.....it does make me angry

I would rather the kid knocked on my front door, and I would give him $10 to fuck off and stop stealing nickel and dine stuff off my car.

Hey PaulyPaul,

That's retarded, those stems are like 20 cents a piece. Who is stupid enough to steal them? And why?

I have lots of extra chrome stems here. Drop by sometime and give you a few spares for next time.
thanks for the offer dude, I already sorted it out. $3.00 at Part Source. just silly silly silly silly

[paulypaul]

where u work in gatineau? if you say Notre Dame street, i would agree chances were strong

in the Government Building on Malone next to the Home Depot.

every monday after a weekend there is fresh rubber all over the parking lot, so I know little F&F wannabees hang there.


archives??

yeah indeed its prolly those kids. of kids on scooters

I Don't work in the large glass Archives building, but on the 10th floor of the office building right behind the Home depot. The building is all Archives, but the top floor is Service Canada.